Welcome Foolish Mortals

Welcome, foolish mortals. We've been expecting you.

Our Welcome Foolish Mortals sign brings a delightfully spooky welcome to your Halloween decorating. Equal parts eerie and playful, it’s a fun addition to entryways, living spaces, porches, home bars, and anywhere your favorite mortals tend to gather.

Each sign is precision-cut from stainless steel and mounted to an authentic reclaimed bourbon barrel stave. Natural grain, weathering, markings, and character vary from stave to stave, making every sign unique.

Handcrafted by That Sign Place using reclaimed bourbon barrel wood and stainless steel.

Approximate Size: 35–36" long × 2.5–4.5" tall
Because we use authentic reclaimed bourbon barrel staves, exact dimensions, curvature, grain, and character will naturally vary.